A Murderous Mouth
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Normally, pag nagpapapiktyur tayo, sinasabi natin "cheese" para naka smile tayo sa shot. Pero ang babaeng ito, kakaiba! Sa tuwing kukuhanan siya ng piktyur, di lang yata "cheese" ang gusto nyang isubo, parang kaya rin niyang isubo nang sabay ang dalawang mola ng kabayo!
Sobra naman kayong manlait. what's wrong ba with my smile. Para smile lang eh. Happy kaya ako..
And the contest for palakihan ng bunganga begins! and the Pinay wins!
Gusto ko sana siya i congratulate kaya lang baka ma swallow niya ako pag lumapit ako sa kanya, congrats na lang..
Sabi ko sa inyo, kaya niya dalawa eh, o isa pa sa, este, susubo na, este lalakad na!
Tol, ingat! Nasa bukana ka na ng kweba! Hahaha!

Abang negrong to! Kinakalaban ako! Humanda ka mamaya, lulunukin kita nang buo!
Loss ang ibang girlets! Size really matters!
Kainan na! Yes! Mapapakinabangan ko na ang asset ko for real! Alin kaya unahin ko? Yung mga kubyertos, o yung buong lamesa na kaya!
Wow! chocolate fountain! Isubo ko kaya to nang buo?
Hoy Ineng, nasa libing na tayo, itikom mo na yung bibig mo kahit saglit lang.
Ganun ba? Eh hindi ko kaya, may jawlock kaya ako!
Sana ganyan din kabuka ang girlfriend ko. Hong saya saya siguro noh!
You wish!
Patunay na mahilig talaga ako sa kabayo!
Curacho's (B)Day
0 commentsIt's my B-day, read: bland, boring, not big. I woke up 6 in the morning and I headed straight to the bathroom. I've done all the rituals in 20 minutes. I checked for any messages from anyone. It was so frustrating no one even seemed to care about this day. Suddenly I remembered I don’t have a phone! Kalas! Then I opened my only present, a jumbo Sticko,

Soon as I sat back on my desk, I became an epitome of a workaholic, typing, calculating, emailing, answering calls, printing reports, explaning to boss, reimbursing employees and so on and so forth. The sun kissed Dubai goodnight without even reminding me it was my b-day. So did I.
I came home past 9 in the evening just wanting to lay my tired body and mind to sleep. But I remembered it was b-day, So, I went to a nearby KFC and finished in finger lickin 3 pieces of orginal flavored chicken. 20 minutes more and I was dead dreaming I was having a happy b-day.

A Kish to Remember
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THE FIRST & FOREMOST
Purpose: To wait for my Tourist Visa back to Dubai
Duration: November 19, 1 night
General Feelings: Excited, it's my first time to visit Kish.
Highlights: Flying on a Fokker 50 plane, Could it really fly?
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THE SECOND & SORRY EXIT
Purpose: To wait for my Tourist Visa back to Dubai
Duration: December 18 to January 21, 35 days
General Feelings: Optimistic amidst diminishing resources & opportinities
Highlights: Unanticipated extended stay. Christmas & New Year in a deserted island. Pinoy Christmas Party by the beach attended by hundreds of other Filipinos tranded in Kish.
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THE THIRD & TIRED EXIT
Purpose: To wait for my Tourist Visa back to Dubai
Duration: March 18 to April 23, 35 days
General Feelings: Still hoping, counting on last chance.
Highlights: Newfound friends. Spending Lent in Kish. Improvised Cooking by the sea. Bonding & Camaraderie.
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THE FOURTH & FRUITFUL EXIT
Purpose: Visa Change to Dubai, from Tourist to Employment
Duration: June 28, 1 night only
General Feelings: Mixed, happy cause I won't stay long and sad cause somehow I will miss Kish and just about everything in it.
Highlight: Seeing a room mate who has been there for almost 80 days.
2009 Guide to Summer Movies
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